Less than two weeks

And I don’t ever have to live in stupid halls ever again.  I got woken up this morning by security, as someone had trashed the kitchen and it was a complete mess.  So the woman asked me “Whos dirty dishes are there downstairs?” and I said “I think it is a bit of everyones really” and she was all “:O:O!! Get down stairs and clean the kitchen then”.  In all fairness I do have a few plates not washed from the night before but as I walked into the kitchen my face dropped and I was like “:O! What!? First time I’ve seen this” So I started tidying out of the kindness of my heart for the poor cleaner.  Then as I was done clearing side boards, I asked her “Erm, why am I the only one doing this?” and responded “Well your the only one to admit to having dirty plates, but believe me I know you couldn’t have made all this mess”.  I actually raged as to how everyone could claim they didnt make this mess when it was 98% of theirs!  Hello £50-80 pound fine! =D

@1 year ago